Joana Ferreira

Joana Ferreira in Tai Po

Weekends are the only thing I sell, and I sell very few of them. Thirty-two, well past trying to be everybody's type, and considerably happier for it. What I offer is an evening where nothing has to be negotiated in the moment because it was all understood beforehand — where you are, quite obviously, the only thing holding my attention, and where I am not counting anything at all.

I grew up somewhere loud, with music in the street on a Tuesday for no particular reason, and I have never quite adjusted to how quiet people are here about wanting things. Say it plainly to me and watch how quickly the evening improves. There is one friend I'll share an evening with, as particular as I am, which is precisely why it works — and it isn't something I offer often, so don't ask casually. Tai Po. Ask early; Saturdays go weeks ahead, and I would far rather turn you down honestly than fit you in badly. If we do meet, expect the whole evening to be planned around one question — what you would do with the time if nobody were watching and nobody were counting. I have yet to meet a man who answered that on the first attempt.

Services

• Body-to-body Massage
• Handjob
• Lingam massage